The Supreme Council meets

The “divine head of the bunny goddess.”

Our agent 9J has delivered another outstanding operation in Hong Kong, bringing to light a significant relic – the “divine head of the bunny goddess.” The artifact dates back to 1450 BC, from the time of Empress Meefe’s reign. In those days, primates were nothing more than mere slaves, hunted and cooked over charcoal fires by the ruling bunnies. Their skins were even more valuable, used by the upper class to display their status.

But that’s not all – we’ve also found “The Heir” of Meefe and Miffa kinship, chosen by The Supreme Bunny God to rule the world and assert primates’ position in life. We have established new rules on who deserves to live and who doesn’t, with details to be revealed soon. One thing we can disclose now: if you own an iPad, it might be wise to reserve a spot in the graveyard.

But there are more pressing matters at hand. As our agents work tirelessly to ensure the success of our mission, rumors of an opposing force have surfaced. Some say a group of rogue primates are gathering their own relics and may be planning a revolt. The Supreme Orange Cap Sect must remain vigilant and take action to protect our reign. The future of bunnykind depends on it.

A relic that provides immense power to who owns it.

The “divine head of the bunny goddess” relic is a remarkable artifact that has been sought after for centuries by those who believe in the power and influence of the bunny gods. According to legend, the bunny goddess Meefe herself created the head as a symbol of her divine authority and her dominance over the primates who served her.

The head is said to be imbued with magical properties that give its owner immense power and influence over the natural world. Some even say that those who possess the head are capable of controlling the minds of others and bending them to their will. It is no wonder that so many have been willing to risk life and limb in order to find and possess this powerful relic.

Follow Miffa Chan in this thrilling adventure

As we prepare to unveil our new rules and guidelines for the world, we cannot help but wonder what challenges lie ahead. Will there be those who oppose our vision for a new world order, and if so, how will we deal with them? Will we face resistance from those who seek to protect the rights and freedoms of primates, or will they cower in fear at the might of our supreme bunny army?

Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain: the era of the bunny gods has only just begun.